Time Traveler's Guide to Regret

Welcome to the Time Traveler's Guide to Regret, where the past meets the present and the future is a never-ending abyss of "what ifs".

Testimonials from Satisfied Customers:

• "I traveled back in time to prevent the invention of the wheel, but ended up getting a hernia from lifting a 2000lb rock." - John D.
• "I went back to ancient Egypt to see the pyramids, but all I got was a sunburn and a bad case of the plague." - Jane S.
• "I tried to warn my past self about the dangers of fanny packs, but it was too late, I was already wearing one." - Bob B.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

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